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thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
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learning-timebuster said:
A nice old lady who goes door to door to convert people to satanism
nice try, Mrs. Jones
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Neat.
neat. neat?!?! youre looking at day and night AT THE SAME TIME, don you realize thats been completely impossible until like the past ten years. To be looking at this is straight up INSANE.
neat.
you fuckin kidding me
Neat.
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Today, I adopted my first ever dog! I know he’s not a tiny little puppy, but I think he’s pretty cute! Reddit, meet Cuda! (Source: http://ift.tt/1yAJaHd)
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